guess what, Bowser's Castle well, instead of, like writing down a haiku here bestiary get -------ENGLISH SMW / JAPANESE AA / TRANSLATION IF NECESSARY [BACKGROUND INFO] Para-Bomb / Para-Nigete~ / Para-Run-Awaaay! Para-Goomba / Para-Dokuo [Literally "Poison Man"; he's very lonesome because he hates everybody] Fishin' Lakitu / Tsuri Morara~ / Trolling Morara ["Tsuri" can mean "fishing" or "baiting" (in the sense of a deceiving thread title or the like)] Lakitu / Morara~ Spiny / Ceasar Nishiwaki / Scissor Nishiwaki Bob-omb / Nigete~ / Run Awaaay! Wiggler / Mou Koneeyo / We Ain't Comin' Back!! [Angry guys in carts being pulled by a guy on a bicycle, leaving a thread behind] Amazing Flying Hammer Brother / Daddy Cool [Tosses out invitations to his paid secret area of VIP QUALITY] Super Koopa / Mantle Jien / Caped Jien Cheep-Cheep / Naoru Yo! / Get Well! ["No matter how much we suffer... We'll eat delicious things, poop them out, and get well!"] Jumping Piranha Plant / Saitou Matanki [Apparently named after some psychologist who criticized otaku lifestyle] Volcano Lotus / Jinsei Owata / My Life Is Over Chargin' Chuck / Newsoku de Yaruo / Doing It On Newsoku! [Newsoku is 2ch's news board; he's used to explain things there] Sumo Brother / Amari Watashi o Okorasenai Hou ga Ii / You Shouldn't Make Me Angry Monty Mole / Boku wa Kamiyama Mangetsu Chan! / I Am Mangetsu Kamiyama-chan! Pokey / Spiral Unko! / Spiral Poop! Bullet Bill / Yamazaki Wataru / Wataru Yamazaki [...Apparently he's a football player?] Rex / Chotto Toorimasu Yo / Just Passin' Through... Mega Mole / Ringo Truck / Apple Truck [I think it's supposed to be Apple Juice Truck, actually] Banzai Bill / Magnum Ken H. / Banzai Ken Hirai Dino-Rhino / Ooki na Marimo / Big Marimo Dino-Torch / Chiisa na Marimo / Li'l Marimo Koopas / Jisaku Jien / Self-Made Jien ["Jisaku jien" is something like "one-man show" - as in, one guy pretending to troll himself] Spike Top / Toge Wakuwaku Tekateka / Spiked wktk [wktk = Trembling/sweating with excitement] Swoopers / Sakasa Matanki / Upside-Down Matanki Buzzy Beetle / Apam! Tama Motte Koi! / Apam! Bring Bullets! [Two helmeted guys out of ammo at war with the Germans... yeah] Blargg / Kuma~ / Beaaaaar! [AKA Pedobear] Blurps / Marine Jien Urchin / Dai-chan [Apparently based on a baseball player, Daisuke Yamashita] Porcu-Puffer / King Kawaisousu [Name based on "kawaisou," pitiful] Rin Van Fish / Doyoubi / Saturday [Seems to just be a guy running around, happy that it's Saturday] Torpedo Ted / Kakukazoku / Nuclear Family [This translates literally; like, there's an AA of several of them sitting around a table for dinner] "Boo" Buddies / Ghost Morara~ Fishin' Boo / Acchi Minna / Don't Look Away! [Said from the viewer to Acchi] The Big "Boo" / tanasinn's Avatar Podoboo / Youkan Man / Jellyman Eeries / Obake Mona / Ghost Mona~ Li'l Sparky / Saitama Dry Bones / Chahan Tsukuru Yo! / Gonna Make Fried Rice! Bony Beetle / Kocchi Minna / Don't Look At Me! [Said from the viewer to Kocchi] Hothead / Dekai Saitama / Big Saitama Thwomp / Aramaki Scaltinof Thwimp / Boom-kun Bowser Statue / Newsoku de Yaranaio / Don't Do This On Newsoku! [The opposite of Yaruo, used to explain "don't"s] Magikoopa / Georges Nagaoka [Swings arm, chanting "boobies!"; used to fill "I'll post boobs if this hits 1000 posts!" threads] Fishbone / Marara~ Reznor / Zonu Mechakoopas / Borojoa [Typo'd name of a 2ch user with a weird way of speaking...?] Ninji / Chinpoppo Bowser / Deban no Nai Daddy Cool / Daddy Cool, Who Did Not Make An Appearance And speaking of not making an appearance, not in the credits: Blue Mole / Fullbokko Star Platinum / Beatdown Star Platinum Final screen: This thread has hit 1000 posts. And may the next, too... be VIP QUALITY! YAHOOOOOOOOOO! That is VIP QUALITY! ------- http://www.raocow.com http://talkhaus.raocow.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2455