apparently this is a known texture bug! at least well known enough to be really easy to google. all I had to do to fix it was restart the game, but apparently the 'real' fix is validating your files on steam, which I have done. Apparently has something to do with, like, installation corruption or something. I'm just glad it's the game and not my computer. also things happen http://www.patreon.com/raocow https://talkhaus.raocow.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=19255