Yesterday I had a sudden memory come back. I remembered how, when I was a child, I was always really impressed by the giant cakes you'd see at like weddings and stuff. Like, these giant towering deserts, it all looked so magical. But then, like maybe three years ago for a period for a few monthes, when I'd go eat dinner at my mother we'd be watching this giant cake making contest tv show, and I realised that these giant cakes are just basicaly boring ol' funnel cakes with this weird frosting wrapping paper pushed all around it. A little piece of the magic died. I remember this last night, as I was fighting a bowel movement, and I'm not sure why. My goal, thus, as an entertainer, and the reason why my commentary has a wide breadth of subjects, delivery, and emotion, is to maximise random memories to trigger for no reason during awkward moments. http://www.raocow.com